Only one blog I’ve posted. I’m effin lame. What can I rant about today? Let us think? That’s quite difficult really. When it comes down to it, I’d like to just take a moment to note how utterly annoying Perez Hilton can be at times. If you follow him on twitter @perezhilton, you’d notice the absurd amounts of post’s about his recent trip to Tokyo. Hmmmm, does anyone really care what he’s doing over there? I thought his job was to gossip about what celebrities were doing? Not his life, because quite frankly he’s not even a d-lister. Kathy Griffin put’s him to shame. You might have seen the penis that he’s gotten painted on his finger nails. Ahem, how charming Perez. So instead of calling you thumb sucker, I’ll just start calling you a cock sucker? Seeming as I’m sure you have the cock on your thumb as well, do you not? I’ve wondered what artist like Katy Perry see in him. Maybe he’s a great friend? I’d think not, when he whines like a bitch because he got punched at a Canadian award show for opening his mouth? Go jump off a ditch. Yes, I follow him on twitter, I even read his website at times. But sometimes, I would just like to paper cut his eyeballs when he thinks the world cares what he has to say about himself. We don’t. Repeat celeb gossip, not yourself.
On another note, now that I got that out of my system. I spent some of sunday evening watching Disney channel. Damn, I love me some Disney. Why couldn’t they have this shit on when I was a kid? And is it just me, or does Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez look alike? I have trouble telling which one is which! I think one of them cut their hair. Now they are a soccer mom. Katie Holmes in training actually. Let’s just hope these talented young ladies don’t get swooped up by some egotistical old actor and takes them out of the limelight.
And for all you Kristen Stewart haters, I’m sure you’d be happy to know that she has cleared the air, and came out to say she is not dating R-Patz and her and Michael Angarano are still together. So take it down a notch, no more hate mail for the poor girl. She get’s enough bashing for her mullet-esque hair do for her role in the Joan Jett bio-pic she’s currently filming.
Ahhhhhh gotta love celebrities, they make your life seem way more interesting then it really is.
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