Finally getting back into the world of computers, going without one for so long really does put you back into the stone age! Of course, my nieces had to destroy my old computer at the time when I couldn’t afford a new one. Oh wait, I still can’t, I’m bumming off people. What a way to live. I’ll just surf craigslist and hopefully find a good deal on a used one. Not that I’ll get it right away, because I still have to save money for that. Screw it.

I’m going to go destroy some zombies on xbox. Stabbity rip stab stab. When I’m done with them, they are gonna wish that my guns were illegal. I got a permit to carry these concealed weapons and people run from me! Muwhahaha. Yeah I wish I was that cool, I just am bumming my brother in laws xbox. I’m freaking fabtastic!

I think I’m going to make a commerical and start marketing my seks-e-ness. Maybe it will become so widely popular that Perez Hilton will pick it up and I can hit it big. I’d love to get my 15 minutes of fame in a total untalented way. Any ideas? I think something along the line of promoting Black Eyed Corneas, my new line of ways to rip off artist without them knowning about it, because I was taught it was okay to plagiarize.  Just call me Rob-N-Banks.